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Dad Jokes of the Week - 29 July 2022

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If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: Americans can be a bit insular, so I rang a friend in the US and asked him is he had ever been abroad? He replied "No, I've always been a guy"!

Tuesday: Why couldn’t the couple get married at the library? Because it was all booked up!

Wednesday: To everyone out there suffering from paranoia… just remember you’re not alone!

Lorna’s Bonus: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

Thursday: What car should you drive at the start of the week? A Ford Mondeo!

Lorna’s Bonus: What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife? Nothing. He was gladiator!

Friday: If you put root beer in a square glass, does it revert to being just beer?

Sarah's Grandmama Joke: How did the bird break into the house? With a crowbar!