Dad Jokes of the Week - 22 July 2022
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.
Monday: I recently ran an ultra marathon in northern Sweden. I realised that I had gone way off course as soon as I crossed the Finnish line!
Elvis’ Bonus: Why was the number 6 sad....789!
Gerhard’s Bonus: Are people born with a photographic memory or does it develop over time?
Tuesday: I love watching programmes about lakes and rivers on the internet. Anything water related really. I’m actually watching a live stream right now!
Lorna’s Bonus: My other half just found out that I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof!
Wednesday: What do you call two octopuses who look the same? Itentacle!
Gerhard's Bonus: I’m not being paranoid, but there are 5 Peruvian owls standing on my fence watching me through the kitchen window. I’m sure they are Inca hoots!
Thursday: I’m a doctor and I told a patient that he needed to see a retina specialist, but he adamantly disagreed. He eventually stopped seeing me!
Friday: I finally realised why trees don’t have teeth. Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!