Dad Jokes of the Week - 14 July 2022
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.
Monday: My friend had a business selling bonsai trees. He was so successful he had to move into smaller premises!
Tuesday: I entered an origami competition on the weekend. I was doing OK until I folded under pressure!
Lorna’s Bonus: 2 slices of bread decided to get married. The event went really well until someone decided to toast the bride and groom!
Wednesday: I once read that beans were John Lennon's favourite vegetable, up until the time he decided to give peas a chance!
Elvis’ Bonus: Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their quacks!
Nikki’s Bonus: What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
Thursday: My doctor confirmed “So, you’re telling me that you have a problem hearing with one of your ears. Are you sure?” I responded “Yes, I’m definite”!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: What happened to the dog that ate all the Scrabble tiles? For days he he left little messages everywhere!
Friday: Public Holiday - NO JOKE