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Dad Jokes of the Week - 24 June 2022

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If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: My wife claims that men in camouflage look really sexy. I just don’t see it!

Elvis’ Bonus: I was walking past a farm and a sign read "Duck, eggs" I thought: "that's an unnecessary comma” - and then it hit me!

Tuesday: Where does 007 invest his money? Bonds. Stocks and bonds!

Wednesday: Little Johnny asks his teacher "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?". His teacher replied "Of course not." Little Johnny responded "Good, because I haven't done my homework"!

Elvis’ Bonus: A Swedish blonde sitting on a bus started to cry after she read in the newspaper that "3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in a drug bust". Very concerned, she asked the bus driver “how many is a Brazilian?”

Thursday: I thought my new job digging tunnels would be exciting. Turns out it’s boring!

Lorna’s Bonus: A Swedish blonde sitting on a bus started to cry after she read in theIf you get lost in the Australian bush, follow a toad. You’ll be in the middle of the road in no time!

Friday: How do you eat a hard drive? One byte at a time!

Bob’s Bonus: A dog owner was telling a friend about the two new dog named Rolex and Timex. The friend asked why they were named Rolex and Timex? The owner responded “Because they are watch dogs”!