Dad Jokes of the Week - 17 June 2022
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.
Monday: I’ve never been married, but I’ve had a few near Mrs!
Tuesday: A teacher asks “What does coincidence mean?” The student replies “I was about to ask you that”!
Lorna’s Bonus: Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public swimming pool? They kept dropping their trunks!
Wednesday: My bartender friend just broke up with her boyfriend. He keeps asking her for another shot!
Thursday: I was happily watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra when the guy on the triangle suddenly disappeared!
Friday: What do you call a man that has been married and divorced multiple times? Lord of the Rings!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: Do you want to hear my construction joke? I’m still working on it!