Dad Jokes of the Week - 20 May 2021
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.
Monday: I went to the doctor because every time I opened my eyes, I felt really sick. He said it was the worst case of see sickness he had ever seen!
Tuesday: I’m a locksmith and also a musician. I recently wrote a song which has a lovely key change!
Wednesday: Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards? Because if they fell forward, they’d land in the boat! (thanks Lorna)
Elvis’s Bonus: Did you hear about the guy who got shot 200 times by an upholstery gun? He’s fully recovered!
Thursday: What do you call a tired skeleton? The Grim Sleeper!
Friday: Dad jokes are corny, but jokes about opthalmology are cornea!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: Did you hear the one about the roof? Don't worry, it's over your head!