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Dad Jokes of the Week - 17 December 2021

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If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: What’s a horse’s favourite Olympic sport? Stable tennis!

Tuesday: I don’t usually brag about going to expensive places… but this morning I went to the service station and filled up my car!

Wednesday: I work in a submarine, but I think I’m going to quit. I’m under a lot of pressure!

Gerhard’s Bonus: To drive an electric car, do you need a ‘current’ licence?

Thursday: I went to MacDonald’s and ordered 2 large fries. They gave me around 75 tiny ones instead!

Friday: A friend said “I always give one hundred percent”. I replied, “In that case, I don’t recommend you become a blood donor”!

Sarah's Grand Ma-Ma joke: What do reindeers say before they tell a Dad Joke? This one will ‘sleigh’ you!