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Dad Jokes of the Week - 26 November 2021

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If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at Pizza Hut? He works in the crust station!

Tuesday: Did you know that Teslas don’t have a “New Car” smell… they have an Elon Musk!

Wednesday: For Christmas, I’ve decided to cover the house in wrapping paper, ribbons and bows. We can live in the present!

Gerhard's Bonus: A vegan said to me that people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer!

Thursday: My yoga instructor was drunk yesterday. Put me in a very awkward position!

Friday: My mate failed his aboriginal music exam. I said ‘Didja redo it’!

Sarah's Grand Ma-Ma joke: Where do pirates get their hooks from? The second hand store!