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Dad Jokes of the Week - 19 November 2021

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If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: Where do cashless crooners go to retire? Singapoor!

Tuesday: Why does Daniel Craig have grey hair in the latest Bond movie? Because he had no time to dye!

Wednesday: I went out for sushi last night and a guy spilled a whole bottle of soy sauce on himself. Everyone laughed except me. Don’t Kikkoman when he’s down!

Thursday: Last night I slept with the bedside lamp on. The other half said “Take it off, you look ridiculous"!

Friday: When my German friend Frank died, his will stated that he wanted his remains to be buried in his favourite beer mug. I guess his last wish was to be Frank in Stein!

Sarah's Grand Ma-Ma joke: Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday... because they are not weekdays!