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Dad Jokes of the Week - 12 November 2021

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If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: Can someone please tell me what the lowest rank in the army is? Every time I ask someone, they tell me, “It’s private”!

Tuesday: What’s small, red and whispers? A hoarse radish!

Wednesday: The stationery store at the end of the street where I grew up has moved. Now there is a mobile store in its place!

Thursday: What did Alexander the Great and Attila the Hun have in common? Not much, except their middle name!

Friday: I just got a new job working for the bomb squad. It’s gonna be a blast!

Friday Bonus: I walked into Marsh’s Butchery and asked for some dog bones. The butcher said “We don’t have dog bones… but we do have lamb and beef bones”!

Sarah's Grand Ma-Ma joke: What do you call a bunch of blokes lining up for a haircut? A barber’s cue (BBQ)!