Dad Jokes of the Week - 8 October 2021
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.
Monday: Public Holiday – No Joke!
Tuesday: This morning I accidently used the dog’s shampoo… but now I feel like such a good boy!
Wednesday: Penguins produce an oil that helps their feathers retain heat. So the oily bird gets the warm!
Thursday: To the person who stole my place in the queue… I’m after you now!
Lorna's Bonus: I asked my trucker friend if he could give me today’s date. He said 10-4 (big buddy)!
Friday: A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, “Is this stool taken?”!
Sarah's Grand Ma-Ma joke: What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time!