Dad Jokes of the Week - 1 October 2021
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.
Monday: It was my dog’s birthday on the weekend, so I threw him a ball. He looked pretty good in a tuxedo!
Tuesday: I couldn’t find my pizza cutter last night, so I found an old Bryan Adams CD and used it instead. It cuts like a knife!
Wednesday: Four engineers get into a car but the car won’t start. The mechanical engineer says, “It’s a broken starter.” The electrical engineer says, “Dead battery.” The chemical engineer says, “Impurities in the gasoline.” The IT engineer says, “Hey guys, I have an idea, how about we all get out of the car and get back in again”!
Thursday: At home we have been hearing mysterious chicken noises and eggs suddenly falling to the floor. I think we might have a poultrygeist!
Friday: Why are skeletons always so calm? Because nothing can get under their skin!
Sarah's Grand Ma-Ma joke: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in-tents!