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Dad Jokes of the Week - 10 September 2021

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If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: Months ago I bought a book titled ‘How to scam people online’ from some website. It still hasn’t arrived!

Tuesday: Despite zero experience, I’m opening a BBQ restaurant next to the courthouse. It’ll be Trial by Fire!

Lorna's Bonus: I bought a book from the second hand bookshop titled ‘A Guide to Surgical Procedures’. I opened it up and the appendix was missing!

Wednesday: What noise does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew!

Thursday: Bread is a lot like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist!

Lorna's Bonus: I called the gym today asking if they could teach me how to do the splits. They asked me how flexible I am? I said “I can do Mondays and Thursdays”!

Friday: What did one fire fly say to the other? Gotta glow now!

Sarah's Grand Ma-Ma joke: Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have little anti-bodies!