Dad Jokes of the Week - 15 July 2021
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.
Monday: I put an old fridge in my front yard with a sign on it saying ‘free’. It sat there for days. So I put a different sign on it saying ‘$100 as is’. Within a few hours somebody nicked it!
Tuesday: What’s the most difficult job for sheep farmers? Staying awake during stock take!
Wednesday: My other half is a hoarder and refuses to throw out her old magazine collection. She has a lot of issues!
Thursday: I’ve just finished building an electric car using a motor from a washing machine. So I’m going to take it for a spin today!
Friday: Public holiday - NO JOKE!