Dad Jokes of the Week - 18 June 2021
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.
Monday: What do a paralysis tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites!
Tuesday: Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually. It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for Solitaire!
Wednesday: My neighbour told me he was scared to plant an apple tree. So I told him to grow a pear!
Gerhard's Bonus: I asked my wife if I am the only one she has ever been with. She said "Yes, all the others were nines and tens"!
Thursday: Not so long back even talking about plastic surgery was taboo. Now when you mention Botox nobody even raises an eyebrow!
Friday: I’ve just crossed a homing pigeon with a crocodile… I bet that will come back to bite me!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: You know what I say to people walking around taking selfies? Take a good long hard look at yourself!