Dad Jokes of the Week - 4 June 2021
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.
Monday: I couldn’t fit my gigantic balloon elephant into my car so I had to pop the trunk!
Tuesday: For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of beeping. He’s in for a rude awakening!
Wednesday: Busy at work yesterday, but somebody asked me if I had time to spell Wonton backwards? I said, “not now”...
Lorna’s Bonus: There’s a girl who has a battery kiosk in the local park. She sells C cells by the seesaw!
Thursday: Why is a German beer mug so intelligent? Because it’s ein stein!
Friday: John and Sharon Levy invited me to their alcohol free party. So I drove my Chevy to the Levy’s but the Levy’s were dry!
Gerhard's Bonus: The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune, but the Chick Peas can only hummus one!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: What do you call a woman who sounds like an ambulance? Nina, Nina!