Dad Jokes of the Week - 28 May 2021
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.
Monday: I'm currently reading a book titled 'Swimming the English Channel'... by Francis Near!
Tuesday: Who swore the most in Star Wars? R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said!
Wednesday: My boss said, “This is the third time you’ve been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?” So I replied “Today is Wednesday”!
Thursday: I was going to cook alligator for dinner last night. But then I realised I’ve only got a croc pot!
Bonus: If you take a shell off a snail does it go faster, or more sluggish?
Friday: Sarah, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: Did you hear about the collision between the concrete truck and a prison van? Police are on the lookout for six hardened criminals!