Dad Jokes of the Week - 16 April 2021
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.
Monday: I asked my Grandpa, “After 65 years you still call Grandma darling, beautiful, and honey. What’s your secret?” He said “I forgot her name 5 years ago and now I’m too scared to ask her”!
Param’s Bonus Joke: Why aren’t chickens allowed in church? Because they use fowl language!
Tuesday: I found a rag with a 3,000 year old oil stain on it. Evidently it was from ancient Greece!
Wednesday: My wife said, “I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with short skirted tennis players.” I replied, “That’s 15 love”!
Thursday: A vegan said to me, "people who sell meat are gross!" I said, "people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer"!
Friday: Aladdin has been banned from the magic carpet race. Apparently he’s been using performance enhancing rugs!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: Did you hear about the two artists who had an art contest? It ended in a draw!