Dad Jokes of the Week - 1 April 2021
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.
Monday: I stayed in a hotel once where the towels were so luxurious and thick… I could hardly close my suitcase!
Tuesday: I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No, it’s to look at”!
Tuesday Bonus: What do you call a goat who plays piano? Billy Joel!
Wednesday: Lance isn’t common name these days, but in medieval times people were named Lance a lot!
Thursday: There’s an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin and salt in a can. Don’t open it, it’s spam!
Easter Bonus (thanks to Chad): What did the Bra say to the hat? You go on a head and I’ll give this pair a lift!
Friday: Public Holiday - NO JOKE!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: Next week!