Dad Jokes of the Week - 19 February 2021
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day. Thanks to Totally Workwear, even their safety gear can't protect you from these...
Monday: If you have to wear both a mask and glasses, you may be entitled to condensation!
Tuesday: I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company. I’m the main stake holder!
Wednesday: I’m reading a book titled “Quick Money for Dummies”. It’s by a guy named Robin Banks!
Thursday: I once met an astronaut who was claustrophobic. Turns out he just needed a little space!
Friday: Does anyone want my old copies of Chiropractor Monthly?
I have got loads of back issues!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip!