Dad Jokes of the Week - 15 January 2021
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day. Thanks to Totally Workwear, even their safety gear can't protect you from these...
Monday: Banks should do a better job to ensure their ATMs are filled. I have gone to 5 ATMs and they are all saying insufficient funds!
Tuesday: I have a couple friends who tried carpentry. Only one nailed it, the other one screwed up! If Henry Ford wrote his life story, it would definitely be an auto-biography!
Wednesday: My favourite teacher at school was Mrs Turtle. Strange name but she tortoise well!
Thursday: Social distancing has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear such measures will push someone over the edge!
Friday: Did you hear about the two bed bugs who fell in love? They got married in the spring!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have little anti-bodies!