Dad Jokes of the Week - 8 January 2021
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Monday: Yesterday I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head. Because it’s capsized!
Tuesday: Before the clock struck midnight on New Years Eve I lifted my left leg. It was my way of making sure I started the new year off on the right foot!
Wednesday: The family asked me to come with them to the shopping centres over Chrismas. I said “No thanks, once you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall”!
Thursday: My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet… It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe leannnnn!
Friday: What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O’Shea!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut!