Dad Jokes of the Week - 18 December 2020
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day. Thanks to Totally Workwear, even their safety gear can't protect you from these...
Monday: I invented a thong for one legged people. It was a flop!
Tuesday: Did you hear about the blind carpenter? He picked up the hammer and saw!
Wednesday: I’ve been trying to buy a ferris wheel for years… I just keep going around in circles!
Thursday: I told the wife that her underwear was too tight and revealing… she said “Well wear your own’!
Friday: How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh? Ten tickles! Of course it only has 8 of those, so the first two were test-tickles!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths"!