Dad Jokes of the Week - 11 December 2020
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day. Thanks to Totally Workwear, even their safety gear can't protect you from these...
Monday: Whenever the other half is sad I let her draw things on my body. I give her a shoulder to crayon!
Tuesday: What do you call a native Alaskan eye doctor? An optical Aleutian!
Wednesday: I’m focussed on starting up an eyecare business! Do you have any contacts?
Thursday: What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake!
Friday: I took the shell off a snail, hoping it would make him go faster! If anything it made him more sluggish!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: Where are average things made? At the satis-factory?