Dad Jokes of the Week - 20 November 2020
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day. Thanks to Totally Workwear, even their safety gear can't protect you from these...
Monday: My mobile phone slipped out my hand this morning. I watched it dropping straight toward the concrete floor, but is was OK. It was on aeroplane mode!
Tuesday: I visited the dentist last week and he declared "You need a crown". So I responded “Finally someone who understands me”!
Wednesday: Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up. I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls!
Thursday: Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins? You just have to listen varicosely!
Friday: You can't laugh out loud in Hawaii anymore... You're only allowed aloha!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke (in absentia): Did you hear about the guy who invented Livesavers? He’s minted!