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Dad Jokes of the Week - 13 November 2020

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If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day. Thanks to Totally Workwear, even their safety gear can't protect you from these...

Monday: If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, there is no need to remind her every half hour!

Tuesday: I married my wife for her looks… but not the ones she’s been giving me lately!

Wednesday: After playing guitar for years I thought I could easily learn to play the piano... but it’s not an easy instrument to pick up!

Thursday: When I see someone wearing camouflage, I just walk straight into them. It lets them know that it is working!

Friday: Why does Snow White only have 6 dwarves? Because Sneezy is in quarantine!

Sarah's Grandmama Joke (in absentia): Corona virus is just like pasta, the Chinese might have invented it… but the Italians spread it all over the world!