Dad Jokes of the Week - 16 October 2020
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
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Monday: I just had to throw away a whole packet of animal shaped biscuits. The seal was broken!
Tuesday: Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx. But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol!
Wednesday: Every time I go to the bottlo, a genie comes out of nowhere to give me advice on what to buy. She’s my spiritual guide!
Thursday: I have just released a new fragrance… but it seems the passengers in the back seat didn’t enjoy it!
Friday: Give a man a shirt, and he’ll wear it once. Tell a man he looks good in it, and he’ll wear it for a lifetime!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: Who shaves ten times a day but still has a beard? A barber!