Dad Jokes of the Week - 2 October 2020
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
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Monday: When I was away in Brisbane I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked if I could come inside, but the owners refused and slammed the door in my face. My parents are the worst!
Tuesday: I told my carpenter I didn’t want carpeted steps. He just gave me a blank stair!
Wednesday: Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar. But they didn’t planet!
Thursday: Did you know I'm so clever I invented a car that moves only when the driver is silent. It goes without saying!
Friday: My boss said, “I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.” I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”!