Dad Jokes of the Week - 4 September 2020
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
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Monday: What do you call a bearded vase maker? Hairy potter!
Tuesday: My son had his driving test yesterday and got 8 out of 10. Thankfully the other 2 jumped out of the way!
Wednesday: What do you call a person missing 75% of their spine? A quarterback!
Thursday: As a doctor, I love hitting my patients on their knees. I really get a kick out of it!
Friday: I’m allergic to bread but eat it anyway. I’m a gluten for punishment!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: How do you light up a soccer stadium? With a soccer match!