Dad Jokes of the Week - 31 July 2020
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
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Monday: Not many people know that almost all garden gnomes have red hats. It’s a little gnome fact?
Tuesday: What does a forklift? It lifts your food off your plate!
Wednesday: My wife claims I have a poor sense of direction. I don’t know where she’s coming from!
Thursday: My other half said, “Why don’t you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?” I replied, “That’s a novel idea.”!
Friday: There’s just something that I don’t like about “DO NOT TOUCH” signs. I just can’t put my finger on it!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: Where are average things manufactured? At a satis-factory!