Dad Jokes of the Week - 24 July
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day. Thanks to Totally Workwear, even their safety gear can't protect you from these...
Monday: Yesterday my other half thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen, so she sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly. Today I’m putting a cockroach in the bathroom!
Tuesday: Who invented fractions? Henry VIII (the Eighth)!
Wednesday: Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake. I thought to myself, “The streets are strangely desserted tonight”!
Thursday: I just bought a litre of correction fluid. Big mistake!
Friday: I lost my job in the computer store after a customer came in looking for a recommendation on a hard drive. I told him “Cairns to Perth in a Datsun 120Y”!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: What is a pirate’s favourite letter? C (sea)!