Dad Jokes of the Week - 10 July 2020
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
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Monday: Australia’s recovery from Covid-19 is a bit like a Spice Girls reunion. Victoria ruins it for everyone!
Tuesday: I lost my job at the orange juice factory. I couldn’t concentrate!
Wednesday: I entered my Chihuahua in the ‘ugliest dog’ contest and I won first place. The dog came third!
Thursday: How did the farmer catch his wife? He tractor down!
Friday: Did you know humans eat more bananas than monkeys? Well I’ve certainly never eaten a monkey!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: What did Neil Armstrong say when no-one laughed at his moon jokes? ‘I guess you had to be there’!