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Dad Jokes of the Week - 26 June 2020

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If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day. Thanks to Totally Workwear, even their safety gear can't protect you from these...

Monday: I went to the garden centre on the weekend and bought some compost. It was dirt cheap!

Tuesday: My car only works every second day. It must be the alternator!

Wednesday: I made a pencil with two erasers. Yep, it was pointless!

Thursday: In Egypt they have asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns. It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquillity and normality. Operation Toot ’n’ Calm ’Em will last for the rest of the week!

Friday: My lad came up to me and said “Dad, when I grow up I want to be as funny as you think you are”!

Sarah's Grandmama Joke: Why did the school kids eat their homework? Their teacher told them it was a piece of cake!