Dad Jokes of the Week - 29 May 2020
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day. Thanks to Totally Workwear, even their safety gear can't protect you from these...
Monday: My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but wasn’t awarded a gold medal. The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won!
Tuesday: I somehow managed to make it through high school maths while only being able to remember even numbers. What are the odds?
Wednesday: I used to run a dating agency for chickens, but I was finding it hard to make hens meet!
Thursday: How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!
Friday: What do Vikings use to send secret messages? Norse code!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: What do you call a thieving alligator? A crookadile!