Dad Jokes of the Week - 22 May 2020
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day. Thanks to Totally Workwear, even their safety gear can't protect you from these...
Monday: I get depressed if I don’t play video games. I always need to console myself!
Tuesday: What happens to an egg every time you look at it? It becomes egg sighted!
Wednesday: What do you call a participation trophy in astronomy? A constellation prize!
Thursday: What do you call an annoyed lobster? A frustracean!
Friday: Dad jokes are important. They are a big part of pop culture!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: My husband just found out I replaced our bed for a trampoline. He hit the roof!