Dad Jokes of the Week - 1 May 2020
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day. Thanks to Totally Workwear, even their safety gear can't protect you from these...
Monday: My old next door neighbour and I were good friends, so we decided to share our water supply. We got a long well!
Tuesday: My wife gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine. So I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she’s sangria than ever!
Wednesday: What starts with T, ends with T and is full of T? A teapot!
A Wednesday Bonus: 2020 vision – well we certainly didn’t see Covid-19 coming!
Thursday: Last night my other half and I were talking about death. I told her I wanted to be cremated. Evidently she has made an appointment for Tuesday!
Friday: I asked the Queen why she had an oxygen cylinder under her chair. She said “That’s the air to the throne”!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: Did you hear the joke about paper? It's tear-able!