Dad Jokes of the Week - 24 April 2020
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day. Thanks to Totally Workwear, even their safety gear can't protect you from these...
Monday: In breaking news, a man who sued an airline for losing his luggage has lost his case!
Tuesday: You thought dogs were hard to train… how many adults are really struggling at the moment with the command ‘sit and stay’!
Wednesday: My sister wanted to marry a postman but our parents wouldn’t letter!
Thursday: I’m making a new documentary on how to fly a plane. We’re currently filming the pilot!
Friday: My wife was angry with me about my impulse purchase of a revolving chair. So I told her to sit in it. Eventually she came around!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: Why should you marry a man of your own age? Because as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight!