Dad Jokes of the Week - 28 February 2020
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day. Thanks to Totally Workwear, even their safety gear can't protect you from these...
Monday: Our IT department told me I cannot use ‘beef stew’ as a password for my computer. Evidently it’s not stroganoff!
Tuesday: If you see a robbery at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?
Wednesday: Do you know what the loudest pet you can get is? A trumpet!
Thursday: I started a business which specialises in weighing tiny objects… it’s just a small-scale operation!
Friday: I quit my job at the helium factory… I won’t be spoken to in that tone!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: A mexican magician was doing a magic trick. He said, Uno, Dose, and then he disappeared without a tres!