Dad Jokes of the Week - 21 February 2020
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
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Monday: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad!
Tuesday: A man has died after falling into a vat of coffee. His wife said “he didn’t suffer, it was instant”!
Wednesday: I can’t find Sesame Street on my GPS. Can you tell me how to get there?
Thursday: My other half tripped and fell while carrying a basket of freshly ironed clothes. I watched it all unfold!
Friday: What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: How do you remember your wife's birthday? Forget it once!