Dad Jokes of the Week - 14 February 2020
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day. Thanks to Totally Workwear, even their safety gear can't protect you from these...
Monday: The Coronavirus is so infectious, that in my house, even the chimney has the Flu! (Flue)
Tuesday: My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down!
Wednesday: Invisible man and invisible woman got married. Not quite sure what they saw in each other – their kids were nothing to look at either!
Thursday: So, who can drink 2 litres of unleaded fuel? Jerry can!
Friday: I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m OK!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: Why shouldn’t you marry a tennis player? Love means nothing to them!