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Dad Jokes of the Week - 13 April 2018

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If you missed any of our Dad Jokes this week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show from 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day...

Monday: I went to the doctor to ask him about weight loss and fasting. He said “Just don’t eat anything fatty”. So I asked “No pizza? No burgers?”, he replied “No fatty, just don’t eat anything”!

Tuesday: What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake!

Wednesday: Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in!

Thursday: I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts' which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right!

Friday: Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman!

Sarah's Grandma-ma Joke of the Week: Doing some cleaning this morning and a book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame!