Dad Jokes of the Week - 9 March 2018


If you missed any of our Dad Jokes this week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show from 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day...

Monday: My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof!

Tuesday: When I found out that my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked!

Wednesday: Money isn’t everything, but it does keep you in contact with your children!

Thursday: A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.

Friday: The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does!

Sarah's Grandma-ma Joke of the Week: God promised men that there would be loving and obedient women in all corners of the world. What he forgot to tell them was that the world was round!