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Dad Jokes of the Week - 9 February 2018

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If you missed any of our Dad Jokes this week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show from 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day...

Monday: What’s black and white and eats like a horse? A Zebra!

Tuesday: A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often!

Wednesday: The girls in the office voted this as the most original pick-up line: "Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"

Thursday: My other half loudly announced that she was leaving me because she was sick and tired of my arrogance and cocky attitude. I replied “Well don’t let the front door hit you on the arse on the way back in”!

Friday: I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but thankfully, I turned myself around!

Sarah's Grandmama joke of the day: A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them but when he rounded them up he had 200!