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Dad Jokes of the Week - 12 January 2018

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If you missed any of our Dad Jokes this week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show from 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day...

Monday: What do you think about the new $5 note? I'm not a fan, but then again, I always hate all the change! 

Tuesday: A woman came up to me laughing and said she had just worked out the best way to scare the bejesus out of her husband. She said she just asks him "Do you remember what today is?"

Wednesday: Whats the difference between a jeweller and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells!

Thursday: Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

Friday: I had my credit card stolen the other day but I didn't bother to report it because the thief spends less than my wife!

Sarah's Grandma-ma joke: I was late to work this morning because the police came around and told me that my dogs had been chasing people on bikes. I told them “my dogs don’t own bikes”!