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Dad Jokes of the Week - 1 December 2017

 

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If you missed any of our Dad Jokes this week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show from 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day...

Monday: Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection!

Tuesday: What do you fix a big brass instrument with? A tuba glue!

Wednesday: My first job was being a diesel fitter at a pantyhose factory. As they came off the line, I would hold them up and say, "yeah, Deez-el fit her"!

Thursday: In Spain, it is forbidden to abandon your feline. Except in Cat alonia!

Friday: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes Go In First!

Sarah's Grandma-ma joke: Why can't you see elephants when they hide in trees? Because they are so good at it!