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Dad Jokes of the Week - 11 August 2017

 

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If you missed any of our Dad Jokes this week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show from 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day...

Monday: Don't spell 'part' backwards... it's a trap!

Tuesday: My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof!

Wednesday: What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink!

Thursday: When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked!

Friday: My other half is always stealing my t-shirts and jumpers. I've never said a word - I really don't mind her wearing them. But the moment I take one of her dresses I always get the "we need to talk" look!

Sarah's Grandma ma Joke: What is faster hot or cold? Hot - you can catch a cold!